The following are actual laws from a variety 
of places in the United States<BR>
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Excerpts from Private Pilot, November 1987<BR>
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IT IS AGAINST THE LAW FOR A PILOT TO TICKLE A FEMALE FLYING 
STUDENT UNDER HER<BR>
CHIN WITH A FEATHER DUSTER IN ORDER TO GET HER ATTENTION. 
-COLUMBIA, PA<BR>
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IT IS A VIOLATION FOR A WOMAN OVER 200 POUNDS AND ATTIRED 
IN SHORTS TO PILOT OR<BR>
RIDE IN AN AIRPLANE. - POCATALIGO, GA<BR>
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LINGERIE 
CAN'T BE HUNG ON A CLOTHESLINE AT THE AIRPORT UNLESS THE UNDIES ARE<BR>
CAREFULLY 
HIDDEN FROM PRYING EYES BY A "SUITABLE SCREEN". - KIDDERVILLE, NH<BR>
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NO 
FEMALE SHALL APPEAR IN A BATHING SUIT AT ANY AIRPORT IN THIS STATE UNLESS<BR>
SHE 
IS ESCORTED BY TWO OFFICERS OR UNLESS SHE IS ARMED WITH A CLUB. 
THE<BR>
PROVISIONS OF THIS STATUTE SHALL NOT APPLY TO FEMALES WEIGHING LESS THAN 
90<BR>
POUNDS NOR EXCEEDING 200 POUNDS, NOR SHALL IT APPLY TO FEMALE HORSES. 
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- KENTUCKY<BR>
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IT IS A VIOLATION OF LOCAL LAW FOR ANY PILOT OR PASSENGER 
TO CARRY AN ICE CREAM<BR>
CONE IN THEIR POCKET WHILE EITHER FLYING OR WAITING TO 
BOARD A PLANE.<BR>
- LOWES CROSSROADS, DELAWARE<BR>
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PILOTS AND PASSENGERS ARE 
PROHIBITED FROM EATING ONIONS BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 7<BR>
A.M. AND 7 P.M. - BLUFF, 
UT<BR>
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CITIZENS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ENTER AN AIRPLANE WITHIN FOUR HOURS OF 
EATING<BR>
GARLIC. - WAKEFIELD, R.I.<BR>
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NO FEMALE WEARING A NIGHTGOWN CAN BE 
TAKEN FOR A FLIGHT ON A PRIVATE PLANE.<BR>
- HEADLAND, AL<BR>
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IT IS AGAINST 
THE LAW TO EAT ICE CREAM IN THE LOCAL AIRPORT WITH A FORK.<BR>
- BICKNELL, 
IN<BR>
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NO MARRIED MAN CAN GO FLYING ON SUNDAY. - BURDOVILLE, VT<BR>
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NO 
MARRIED MAN CAN GO FLYING WITHOUT HIS SPOUSE ALONG AT ANY TIME, UNLESS HE<BR>
HAS 
BEEN MARRIED FOR MORE THAN 12 MONTHS. - WEST UNION, OH<BR>
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NO ONE CAN PLAY 
CARDS ON THE AIRPORT GROUNDS WITH A WOMAN, A CHILD, OR AN<BR>
INDIAN. - WHITE 
HORSE, NM<BR>
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NO ONE - MAN, WOMAN, OR CHILD - CAN BE SEEN FLYING WHILE 
BAREFOOT.<BR>
- FAIRPLAY, CO<BR>
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DON'T LET YOUR HORSE FALL ASLEEP IN THE 
AIRPORT. - PEEWEE, WEST VIRGINIA<BR>
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WOMEN WHO ARE SINGLE, WIDOWED, OR 
DIVORCED ARE BANNED FROM PARACHUTING ON<BR>
SUNDAY. - CRAWFORD, 
NEBRASKA<BR>
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NO TURTLE RACES SHALL BE HELD AT THE AIRPORT. BOURBON, 
MISSISSIPPI<BR>
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PEOPLE CANNOT PLAY CHECKERS AT THE AIRPORT, "LEST THEY 
ACQUIRE A TASTE FOR<BR>
GAMBLING". - CLEARBROOK, MINNESOTA<BR>
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CITIZENS CANNOT 
CARRY A SLINGSHOT ON AN AIRPLANE WITHOUT SPECIAL PERMISSION.<BR>
- OKANOGAN, 
WA<BR>
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NO PILOT CAN EAT UNSHELLED ROASTED PEANUTS OR WATERMELON WHILE 
FLYING.<BR>
- LEADWOOD, MISSOURI<BR>
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NO PERSON IS ALLOWED TO READ THE SUNDAY 
PAPER WHILE SITTING IN A CHAIR AT THE<BR>
AIRPORT WHILE CHURCH SERVICES ARE GOING 
ON. - UPPERVILLE, VA<BR>
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NO FLYER MAY WEAR A PAIR OF PANTS WITH HIP POCKETS 
WHILE FLYING. - GUYMAN, OK<BR>
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GARGLING IS PROHIBITED WHILE FLYING. - 
HACKBERRY, ARIZONA<BR>
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LOUD BURPING WHILE WALKING AROUND THE AIRPORT IS 
PROHIBITED. - HALSTEAD, KANSAS<BR>
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IT IS AGAINST THE LAW TO SNEEZE IN AN 
AIRPLANE. - LYNCH HEIGHTS, DELAWARE<BR>
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NO FLYING INSTRUCTOR "CAN PLACE HIS 
ARM AROUND A WOMAN WITHOUT A GOOD AND<BR>
LAWFUL REASON" (WHILE FLYING). - ROCK 
SPRINGS, WY<BR>
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JUGGLING IN FRONT OF AN AIRPLANE IS ILLEGAL. - WELLSBORO, 
PA<BR>
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ROOSTERS MAY CROW, ONLY IF IT IS DONE AT LEAST 300 FEET FROM THE 
AIRPORT. <BR>
- STUGIS, MICHIGAN<BR>